did she just jump off a bridge for a fucking vine
reblog if aliens are real and you want to skateboard with them
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
Even in video games I can’t bring myself to choose any of the rude/mean talking options.
Rottweiler puppy, then 1 year later
THIS IS EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE EVER WANTED
EVEN USING FUCKING SIGN LANGUAGGEEEGEEEEEEEEEE OMGGGGGG
I’m just gonna quietly headcanon Gordon and Chell as deaf and lip-reading
oh my god
This is the most menacing goddamn dessert I’ve ever seen.
Enjoy your delicious gigantic FUKKEN CANNOLI MACE.
This is relevant to both my interest in baking, and my interest in medieval weaponry. Convenient!
Leave the gun, take the cannoli
and beat the living shit out of your enemies with it
I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”
I feel so conflicted right now
Do you guys SERIOUSLY not know that Hugh Hefner is super respectful of women and doesn’t play around with peoples misogynistic bullshit?
just because you want to be surrounded by hot ladies 24/7 doesn’t mean you’re a douchebag